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Lemme introduce my FAV colleague, Missy I-Know-Everything.
She told us that:
I knew everything and hey! There's nothing that I dunno.
My parents know every single Ipoh-ians out there.
My family tree is so big that I can only show part of them.
I used to be like that too. But now I'm all grown up. Experience tell me not to blablabla.
You can't act like this you know. Or else you'll ended up like me. Last time arr, blablabla.
I think I'm more terrible/ pathetic/ cute/ or whatever it is. *As long as she gets to compare with you.
My body is so seriously weak that I have to eat antibodies everyday. It's 5 bucks per pill you know?
I have to go to the hospital once in a month to have my body check up.
I'll get sick every month. Whenever I get sick, I'll be warded.
My mom always worry bout me, she even asked me to quit this job.
Don't you even dream of getting married to my family. You'll have to suffer one lorh. It's not easy to live with all my family members.
I'm a professional make up artist. That's what she told the customers and er, manager haven't approve her for that position yet. And she even draw a 0.5cm thick eyeliner for the customer.
I can sing like a singer one lorh. My brother's gf trained me gah.
Aiyor, how come my sales so low one? Nevermind, I'll call my mom/ brothers to buy something from me.
Isn't she cute?
Honestly, working with her is effing torturing.
All the dialogues are repeated and repeated.
FCUK, why can't you just stop showing off.
I mean, stop telling us how big and how rich your family are, how weak is your body, how professional you are, and how you know everything.
Talking about experience, you are just one year older than me.
And yet, you think and act like a 19. Sometimes even worst, not even 17.
Am not trying to boost how mature I am but I wish there would be someone telling you this.
YOU ARE EFFING CHILDISH.